Ross and St. Patrick's Day

Ross was very excited when he came home from school on Monday, because he learned it was St. Patrick's day, and that he could pinch anyone who wasn't wearing green. (thanks Ms. Leland-who teaches a kindergartener to pinch people) So, I got pinched. Then we headed to speech therapy, and his speech therapist got pinched. Then we started talking to my co-workers, and Sue got pinched. My co-worker Debbie was also not wearing green, so Ross pinched her too...IN THE NIPPLE!!! She thought he was cute and it was an accident. I think maybe he's a perv, and it wasn't an accident. So, let that be a lesson, always wear green on St Paddy's day.